Wanna Go For A Riiiiiiiide

I nominate “Learning to Fly” by Tom Petty for this dope’s walkout song.

I’m learning to fly, but I ain’t got wings.
Coming down, is the hardest thing.

Some jackass at UFC 302 tried to pick a fight in the nosebleeds of the Prudential Center in Newark, perhaps looking for some action after multiple bouts went to a ho-hum decision. Despite his posturing and even having the high ground, there wasn’t much muscle behind the mouth.

One Twitter user put it best:

“All that yelling just to end up doing summersaults down 22 rows of seats.”

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but leave the fighting to the professionals. You never know when you’re gonna pick a fight with the wrong guy — like this final boss — and end up going for a ride down the stadium steps.

For more videos and fallout from UFC 302 last weekend in Newark click here.

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