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I guess it beats dominating hapless shoppers at the local Whole Foods.<\/p>\n
\u201cI embody violence, I love it,\u201d Humphrey said after the fight (via UFC on Paramount+). \u201cLiterally, I\u2019ll walk into like a Whole Foods sometimes, and I just see all the people that can\u2019t fight. I\u2019m like, man, I could really f*ck all y\u2019all up, and there\u2019s nothing y\u2019all could do about it, and I could take this store over. And maybe I have like a couple of minutes until the police get there, but like even then, like you\u2019re done. Like you\u2019re cooked. Like what are you going to do to me? So yeah, I definitely embody violence a lot in a healthy way.\u201d<\/p>\n
Shopping at Whole Foods is healthy. Fantasizing about smashing everyone in the joint is not.<\/p>\n
Can I just get my organic blueberries and go home?<\/p>\n
No word yet on when the 25-year-old Humphrey (5-0) will make his Octagon debut but late 2026 or first quarter 2027 is likely. That\u2019s assuming the Atlanta native doesn\u2019t blow a gasket at Whole Foods and take the place hostage like that psycho who tried to take down the King supermarket at the beginning of Cobra<\/em>.<\/p>\n For complete \u201cContender Series\u201d results and highlights click here.<\/p>\n