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Uh oh, we<\/span> got a cute alert! It\u2019s Bezzy, your adorable, cuddly, anthropomorphized server-rack and stuffed-animal friend! Give this soft lil\u2019 doll a squeeze, and it shall sing you its telltale song: the piercing, grinding ambient squeals emitted from a real US data center.<\/p>\n The Bezzy doll is a stuffed plushie made in a satirical collaboration between the New York\u2013based creative studio Basura and Big Data, the musical project of producer Alan Wilkis, best known for the song \u201cDangerous,\u201d a 2013 collaboration with the band Joywave. The joint project, which is coming out the same day as a new Big Data single, is called Adopt a Data Center. The goal is to present people with a \u201ccuddly introduction to life with a real data center.\u201d<\/p>\n Data Centers are very un<\/em>-vogue right now. Built out by all the big AI companies to power their increasingly power-hungry AI tools, data centers have spread across thousands of acres of land in the US. They have been heavily criticized for their energy consumption and expansion of gas power. They have also proven to be audibly annoying, stirring up complaints about noise pollution from those nearby.<\/p>\n The Adopt a Data Center stunt aims to make people think differently about how services produced by data centers fit into their lives. That manifests as a plush stuffie that looks like a server rack in a data center, albeit with long arms and legs and googly eyes. It\u2019s cute in the way Don\u2019t Hug Me I\u2019m Scared is cute. Squeeze Bezzy\u2019s torso and the sound bursts out. It\u2019s a screeching few seconds of a recording taken by a neighbor of a data center in Virginia. The tag on the Bezzy plushie reads, \u201cHug me for ear-piercing forever hum.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWe picked this recording as it was the clearest and most suitably irritating,\u201d wrote Rajeev Basu, the founder of Basura, in an email to WIRED. In an interview with the person who recorded the audio, Basu says they described the sound as \u201clike a car alarm going off nonstop. It’s high-pitched, and it’s all you can focus on.\u201d<\/p>\n Basura has worked on other projects like making luxury wear for dogs and a partnership with Yerba Madre that made dirt shoes designed to break apart during a walk to spread wildflower seeds.<\/p>\n Along with Bezzy, the data centers project includes a collection of stickers that say things like \u201cEvery data center deserves a forever home\u201d and \u201cOpen your heart. And your power grid.\u201d Basu says the project is the result of dozens of interviews with people who live near data centers in the US. The website itself reads, \u201cAdopt a data center: All they ask for is everything.\u201d<\/p>\n